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KarateK
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1407
Location: N/West England, UK
Styles: Shukokai Karate
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 Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:38 am Post subject: Thirteen..... |
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A guy was strolling down a street.
As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again.
Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole.
He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye.
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As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen ..."
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RichardGregory
Red Belt
Joined: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 757
Location: Essex, UK
Styles: Seitou Ryu Karate
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| Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:19 am Post subject: |
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Groan! 
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Ace2021
Blue Belt
Joined: 15 Jun 2006
Posts: 279
Location: Texas
Styles: Kyokushin Karate, Brazilian Jujitsu, Mixed Martial Arts
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| Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:17 am Post subject: |
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Curiosity killed the ..kid. lol.
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KarateK
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
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Location: N/West England, UK
Styles: Shukokai Karate
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| Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:33 am Post subject: |
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Valithor
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Posts: 997
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Styles: GKR Karate
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| Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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That joke was the basis for an ad for Cash Converters here in Australia
Its my favourite ad of all time!
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patusai
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 1639
Location: Chicago, Illiniois
Styles: So Ryu, Shorin Ryu, Isshin Ryu
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For reason, maybe it's old age, I found that very funny  |
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Thaiboxer
Yellow Belt
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 48
Location: Charlotte, North Carolina
Styles: Muay Thai
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| Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Very funny!
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jaymac
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Joined: 14 Dec 2005
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Styles: shotokan (nidan)
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| Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:52 am Post subject: |
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I think my grandmother and her friends may have been the basis for that joke
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Sohan
Black Belt
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 1986
Location: Atlanta
Styles: Shorin Ryu Karate-Do, Muay Thai, Shudokan Karate-Do, Boxing, BJJ, Hung Gar Gung Fu
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Now, that's just silly....but funny....
With respect,
Sohan
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on the post.
