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Fenris-wolf
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh no!

I am... God of laziness
My worshippers are... Capitalists
And they show devotion by listening to Spice Girls music!!
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*mArTiAl_GiRl*
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

God/Goddess type: Burning Bush
Worshippers: The National Rifle Association
They show devotion by: Sacrificing Each Other

hmmm...I guess I actually like that. but......burning bush? lol
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my...

God/Goddess type: Celebrity (for no good reason)
Worshippers: Hackers
They show devotion by: Sacrificing Infants
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Icetuete
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I am... God of laziness
My worshippers are... Capitalists
And they show devotion by listening to Spice Girls music!!


that is my favorite sofar
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bullydog
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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God/Goddess type: God of Death
Worshippers: Monks (think 36 year old virgins)
They show devotion by: Not Eating Pork
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Luckykboxer
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God of Destruction
Worshippers:Nerds
They show devotion by:Listening to Spice Girls
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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They show devotion by:Listening to Spice Girls

Man, that's devotion for you.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Franklin

God/Goddess type: God of Destruction

Worshippers: Monks (think 36 year old virgins)

They show devotion by: Writing a book loosely based on you, and taking it as literal fact thousands of years later no matter how badly translated it is.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got...

God/Goddess type: God of Law

Worshippers: Superheroes

They show devotion by: Blowing up followers of other faiths
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The-Muay-Thai-Kickboxer
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love mine.....


Name: Damion
God/Goddess type: Celebrity (for no good reason)
Worshippers: Other Gods
They show devotion by: Watching bad movies; the worst they can find!
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