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dragonwarrior_keltyr
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:50 pm    Post subject: What Not To Eat Before Martial Arts Class Reply with quote

- baked (or any kind) beans

- garlic, though it's sure good if you kiai in your opponants face.

- chili

Add yours, and any funny stories relating to food and/or karate.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Asparagus and .........excuse me I have to go to the bathroom..
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything! Heck, all I have to do is breathe the air, and I get gas!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I rarely eat before I train, but one day I was just so hungry I had to. My wife as having some BLTs so I downed a rather large one as I went out the door. Between the mayo, bacon grease, and the heat of the dojo, I couldn't make it through class without loosing my dinner.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not food but i find any 'pop' drinks.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

for me it not eating at all - done that once when i first started back and nearly passed out i have a very bad habbit of doing that cause im a student you know what they say about student life but i do try to eat somthing at least now.

but having a curry the night before is also not a fantastic idea
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:29 pm    Post subject: I wouldnt recomend stew, hard to clean up. Reply with quote

I wouldnt recomend stew, hard to clean up.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything with greese, or in general if i over eat before sparring. It always has a way of coming up. Can't keep food down.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Milkshake. I never have but a kid once did and vommited everywhere....eeewwwww. I never do eat tho before a lesson, well at least not a hour before!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always eat about an hour before I have to eat as late as possible because by the second hour I start to get really tired and shakey if i havent eaten
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