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masterintraining
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:05 am    Post subject: when not to yell "kiah!" Reply with quote

during a drunk driving test.

during a lullaby to a baby

at a retirement home.

in a room of over stressed people

during the communion service

when reading a book and trying to make a specific part more exciting, but while your at a library.

while trying to sneek past a angry sleeping bear.

at a insane asylum

in a avalanche zone

when blowing your nose

during a roll call for crazy man-eating martial artists

thats all i can think of but add on as many more as u like,
lets keep this going.
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NewEnglands_KyoSa
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

in your sleep(had to say that one because apparently i've done it )

at a board meeting

mid conversation with a new student's parents

instead of Amen at church

that's all i got, i'll add more later....
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

at the dinner table.

During a movie.

On the toliet.

In an important metting.

In court.

In class.

In the back of a cop car.

Sorry if they have lready been mentioed i just said wat was on my mind lol.
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bushido_man96
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a golfer tees off...

during a tennis match

When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bushido_man96 wrote:

When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?"


I am so going to do that. This example erm, isn't from personal experience though right?
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Throwdown0850
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NightOwl wrote:
bushido_man96 wrote:

When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?"


I am so going to do that. This example erm, isn't from personal experience though right?


so am I! I get married in August.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaah that would be funny
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NightOwl wrote:
bushido_man96 wrote:

When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?"


I am so going to do that. This example erm, isn't from personal experience though right?


No, it wasn't. Just popped in there!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Throwdown0850 wrote:
NightOwl wrote:
bushido_man96 wrote:

When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?"


I am so going to do that. This example erm, isn't from personal experience though right?


so am I! I get married in August.


Good luck with that guys!

And congrats, Throwdown.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bushido_man96 wrote:
Throwdown0850 wrote:
NightOwl wrote:
bushido_man96 wrote:

When the minister asks you "do you have the ring?"


I am so going to do that. This example erm, isn't from personal experience though right?


so am I! I get married in August.


Good luck with that guys!

And congrats, Throwdown.


Thanks.
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