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Kung Fu Hamster
Orange Belt
Joined: 30 Mar 2003
Posts: 148
Location: Sunny ol' England
Styles: Shotokan
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Lol. The worst thing I know of is some female I know (No names included  ) Called me into the room with the computer after a few minutes of panicking and shouting my name loudly.
When I finally got to the room she said "It won't turn on." So I plugged it in.
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*mArTiAl_GiRl*
Purple Belt
Joined: 16 Mar 2003
Posts: 500
Location: Tallinn, Estonia
Styles: Karate, Wu Shu(Kung-Fu), Tai Chi, Hapkido
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 reminds me of my grandma
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dtstiachi
Red Belt
Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 755
Location: Dallas TX
Styles: Tai Chi, Kotana Karate, Bagua
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| Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:24 am Post subject: |
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a wife goes in and tells her husband that she thinks there is water in the radiator.
Water in the Radiator, you don't know the radiator from the windshield.
By the way, where is the car, he replied.
"in the swimming pool" she exclaimed |
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KarateChick06
Orange Belt
Joined: 18 Dec 2004
Posts: 135
Location: CA
Styles: United Martial Arts -- Style of Okanawan Shorin-Ryu Karate, w/ applications of Tae Kwon Do, grappling & Aikido.
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But I don't get it. You put sand in front of the front wheels, because they're the ones that move, ok, I get that, but what's wrong with the back wheels?
Forgive me, but it's only snowed at my house once in my whole life, so I'm clueless when it comes to bad weather dilemmas.  
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ShotokanKid
Black Belt
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
Posts: 1818
Location: Southern California
Styles: Shotokan Karate, Inosanto Kali
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| Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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But I don't get it. You put sand in front of the front wheels, because they're the ones that move, ok, I get that, but what's wrong with the back wheels?
Forgive me, but it's only snowed at my house once in my whole life, so I'm clueless when it comes to bad weather dilemmas. |
The sand increases traction. This allows the car to move. If the wheels are spinning, you have no traction. You don't put sand by the back wheels because those don't drive the car on a foward wheel drive car. Hope I cleared it up for you.
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xena
Yellow Belt
Joined: 07 Jun 2007
Posts: 39
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| Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:55 am Post subject: |
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i one gal who needs know more cars an even how to drive one.
but luckly for me my uncles are mechanics amoung other thing lol so i am one luckly gal. |
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dragonwarrior_keltyr
Orange Belt
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 130
Location: Alberta, Canada
Styles: shotokan karate
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its better than goin down the road and the tires blows and the woman (not mentioning any names) gets out looks at it
calls the local mechanic and tells him the radiator is busted |
Ack!! I don't claim to be very knowledgeable when it comes to cars, but dang! |
Neither do I but I'm not that stupid. I can at least change a tire : 
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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But I don't get it. You put sand in front of the front wheels, because they're the ones that move, ok, I get that, but what's wrong with the back wheels?
Forgive me, but it's only snowed at my house once in my whole life, so I'm clueless when it comes to bad weather dilemmas. |
The back wheels aren't moving because the car's not moving.
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smckeown
Yellow Belt
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 44
Location: MA
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My wife in her high school days (before I met her) filled the oil crank case with a garden hose. I can only assume she was trying to fill the radiator.
Needless to say the engine seized up not to long after.
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on the post.
