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Kirves
Black Belt
Joined: 09 Jan 2003
Posts: 1182
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 Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2003 5:03 am Post subject: Women's logic |
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Please don't get offended... There's a tv-comedyseries here that has a popular "women's logic" spot. One story:
It is cold winter, snowing. Husband is eating breakfast, wife comes in.
Husband: "What's wrong, honey? Couldn't get the car start?"
Wife: "No the car started fine. It's too icy, the car didn't move an inch. There's nothing but ice under the wheels."
Husband: "Did you apply sand under the front wheels?"
Wife: "No, I used sand for the rear wheels."
Husband: "Oh no, our car is front wheel powered, you have to put sand under the front wheels!"
Wife: "Off course not, you idiot! There was nothing wrong with the front wheels, they were spinning just fine! The rear wheels didn't spin at all, so naturally the sand must be put there."
Husband: "Oh dear... Women!" |
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Icetuete
Black Belt
Joined: 17 May 2003
Posts: 1025
Location: Germany
Styles: ITF Taekwondo
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that could have been my ex girlfriend   |
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GrrrArg
Black Belt
Joined: 25 May 2003
Posts: 1300
Location: Newcastle, England
Styles: karate of some form
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| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 7:29 am Post subject: |
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It could be Kirves NOW-ex-girlfriend if she reads it
Funny though. |
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delta1
Black Belt
Joined: 17 Feb 2003
Posts: 1780
Location: North Central Washington
Styles: It's ALL Kenpo! Bring it back to base!
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| My wife once told me the starter was broken on her car. I asked why she thought it was the starter, and her reply:"Because it won't start!" (Fuel problem, in case you're wondering) |
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Icetuete
Black Belt
Joined: 17 May 2003
Posts: 1025
Location: Germany
Styles: ITF Taekwondo
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CodyydoC
Yellow Belt
Joined: 16 Aug 2003
Posts: 82
Location: tennessee
Styles: muay thai, shensei hapkido, hapkido, aikido, juijitsu (not sure which one)
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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its better than goin down the road and the tires blows and the woman (not mentioning any names) gets out looks at it
calls the local mechanic and tells him the radiator is busted |
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IAMA_chick
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Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Posts: 515
Location: Indiana
Styles: tae kwon do
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| Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2003 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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i don't get it
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Icetuete
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Joined: 17 May 2003
Posts: 1025
Location: Germany
Styles: ITF Taekwondo
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| Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2003 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| thats the point - the mechanic will look a little puzzled as well i suppose |
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monkeygirl
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Joined: 22 Feb 2002
Posts: 3674
Location: Middle-of-Nowhere, Pennsylvania
Styles: Tae Kwon Do
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| Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 7:04 am Post subject: |
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| CodyydoC wrote: |
its better than goin down the road and the tires blows and the woman (not mentioning any names) gets out looks at it
calls the local mechanic and tells him the radiator is busted |
Ack!! I don't claim to be very knowledgeable when it comes to cars, but dang!
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battousai16
Black Belt
Joined: 24 May 2003
Posts: 2069
Location: Wisconsin
Styles: Hwa Rang Do, Omulu Capoeira
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just to clear this up, i don't know a blasted thing about cars. i can totally see myself putting sand behind the back wheels... 
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on the post.
