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KarateChick06
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....You make sure you can kick and punch in every outfit you own.


....You practice katas while riding your bike with no hands.


....You get bored while driving and go over your latest kata (crash!! lol).


....You go to the dojo every day.


.....You read "You know you're obsessed with martial arts..." jokes, and you do all the obsessive behaviors.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*cough* Don't look at me!

You know you're obsessed when you consistently have karate-related dreams.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

June1 wrote:
*cough* Don't look at me!

You know you're obsessed when you consistently have karate-related dreams.


Oh yeah. All the time. Sometimes I can't even remember if something happened in my dream or IRL -- LOL! One of my worst nightmares, though, was of my dojo being turned into a synchronized swimming school -- LOL.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

KarateChick06 wrote:
One of my worst nightmares, though, was of my dojo being turned into a synchronized swimming school -- LOL.


! that sounds like an interesting dream
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KarateChick06
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vertigo wrote:
KarateChick06 wrote:
One of my worst nightmares, though, was of my dojo being turned into a synchronized swimming school -- LOL.


! that sounds like an interesting dream


lol, yeah it was. I always have weird dreams....
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when....you watch ANYTHING on TV that may have a fight scene in!

when.... you slap your mate in the nuts "because you were faster than him" and "because you can" (ok - so I was drunk at the time!)

when....you bore the sh*t out of everyone you meet by telling them about your new Gi!


I am so guilty of a few of the ones on here already:

Practising wrist locks in lewctures at Univeristy!

Putting mates in wrist locks when u should just be shaking hands/ high 5.

Kicking doors open and shut

making sure I can punch and kick in every outfit I own!

Couple more too but they're on the other page and can;t remember them! lol
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

every time i'm in an elevator alone i practice kata.


i also kick doors/drawers shut, and press the elevator botten with my front and round house kicks (very gently) lol i use the elevator like 6-10 times through out the day.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KarateChick06 wrote:



....You go to the dojo every day.



That would be me... train on 3 and teach on 2... sometimes go on Saturdays, sometimes do tournaments on Sundays
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kara wrote:
every time i'm in an elevator alone i practice kata.



I am so guilty of this.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kara wrote:
every time i'm in an elevator alone i practice kata.


i also kick doors/drawers shut, and press the elevator botten with my front and round house kicks (very gently) lol i use the elevator like 6-10 times through out the day.


Ahahahahahaha!!!! I really laughed hard on that one! LOL! I dare you to do it sometime while there's somebody in there with ya!
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