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boyo1991
Orange Belt
Joined: 06 Apr 2007
Posts: 162
Styles: taekwondo, boxing
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| ...you close doors with roundhouse or fronk kicks. |
sooooooooo me!
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NY_Karatedork
Yellow Belt
Joined: 01 Apr 2007
Posts: 84
Location: Upstate New York
Styles: Shorin-Ryu Karate
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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You take a creative writing class and all the characters know martial arts and you give lenghty and descriptive fight scenes, you laugh at the Power Rangers then tell your lilttle bro how to do a kick properly.
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Athena
Orange Belt
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 125
Styles: Yoga, Tai chi, drunken fist
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| Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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XD great
You know I tried to teach some friends of mine...it didn't turn out so well >.<
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Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim
Orange Belt
Joined: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 141
Location: Mass
Styles: Tang Soo Do/Chinese Kempo
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-When you shake anyone's hand you always put your left hand on the elbow of the one shaking, above it or below it
-you have called your boss sah bum nim
-you love the classes when you do kicks with weighted vests or ankle weights
-you tie everything in a square not
-you use gardening tools as weapons
-you learn as many asian languages as humanly possible
-you view any new students as fresh meat |
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dragonwarrior_keltyr
Orange Belt
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 127
Location: Alberta, Canada
Styles: shotokan karate
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haha, new students are fresh meat! 
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gzk
Blue Belt
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 278
Styles: Shootfighting, BJJ
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| Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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You think it's hillarious to tell fighters in a movie or TV (or real life, for that matter) to sweep the leg.
You pronounce the initial 'r' as 'h' in all names, whether they are Brazilian Portuguese names or not. "Look kids, there's Honald McDonald!" 
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greenbelt_girl15
Green Belt
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
Posts: 438
Location: alaska
Styles: Cuong Nhu
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hmmm i have replied "hai" to the teacher in french class
i am occasionally guilty of giving a slight bow when I thank or apologize to someone. It's become a bit of a habit. darn it >.<
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haha. guilty here
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ninja_09
White Belt
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 9
Styles: Muay thai, Kung-fu, Capoeira
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hahah i constantly size up ANYONE who walks by me
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Hwa Rang Warrior
Yellow Belt
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 50
Location: NEPA
Styles: Tang Soo Do
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when you go out dancing and you hip throw your partner instead of dipping her.
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 12924
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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| when you go out dancing and you hip throw your partner instead of dipping her. |
Boy, she probably won't go dancing with you again!
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on the post.
