You know when your obbsessed with martial arts when....

mindsedgeblade · Orange Belt

When you can identify all the wrong ways actors throw kicks in cheesy MA flicks...and know you can do it better.

When you go to the dojo, and no one else shows up.

and this is me to a "T"- You know you're obsessed with martial arts when you get up in the morning sore, and the thought of going back to the dojo is all that keeps you going.

Yeah- I've been to the dojo on off nights, and nobody else came. Practice kata walking to class- that's me. Do kata in my head to avoid sleeping in other classes- do that all the time, especially with brand new kata. Lol- My entire wardrobe allows me to throw any technique I know.

I've also gone to the dojo after an exam in cargo pants and a tank top- somebody said I looked like a Street Fighter character.
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username9 · Blue Belt

For more fun things to do in a an elevator try this:

http://www.fishtank.org.uk/humour/humour.php3?articleid=46

Kara · Brown Belt

HAHAHAHA that is hillarious Jax_Evolution!! Thanks!!
you guys should not miss out on those if you're a regular in an elevator HeHe.
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KarateChick06 · Orange Belt

omg those are funny!!! Meow! Meow!
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ShotokanKid · Black Belt

Yes I agree with Kara, those are hilarious
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Kara · Brown Belt

I absolutly bursted with the "meow" one, cause guys at my work do it almost every day!! hehe
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username9 · Blue Belt

That sight is just hilarious. That is the only way to describe it - if you are english or any other nationality who knows who "Gazza" is then it is well worth looking at that one!

June1 · Black Belt

I've done some of those elevator things with my friend after seeing them on other sites. They rock. The first time I ever read them, I laughed so hard I cried!

*sigh* Those poor people who were in there with us...

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username9 · Blue Belt

Have you checked out the ways to order Pizzas?

My fave is to ring up, give your address first and then say "Suprise me"

taiji fajin · Blue Belt

Yeah, its sad, but I do most of the things people on here have mentioned. Opening doors with kicks is handy sometimes when I don't trust the cleanliness of the door handle.

Hmmm, some others . . . .

bow slightly to anyone when you greet them

stem when you shake hands, high five, etc

use your pool que to practice staff spins / forms (this gets you some odd looks in bars)

always see how well you can keep your balance when your intoxicated buddies shove your intoxicated self

practice weight shifting and balance on the bus by not holding onto anything (fun during sharp turns! poster is not responsible for any injuries received while doing what he said was fun)
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