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USCMAAI
Orange Belt
Joined: 16 Jul 2005
Posts: 117
Location: USA
Styles: Combat Karate, Kenpo,Jujitsu, and Boxing
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When your children call you sensei even outside of class!
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K.Mabon
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USCMAAI
Orange Belt
Joined: 16 Jul 2005
Posts: 117
Location: USA
Styles: Combat Karate, Kenpo,Jujitsu, and Boxing
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When you would rather watch Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon than go out on a date with a hot chick!
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¶ARADOX
Yellow Belt
Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 52
Location: somewhere in England, I hate not living In Scotland any more
Styles: Shotokan Karate and some form of aikido/aikijutsu which incorporates strikes and weapons
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When you start to fall asleep in a lecture and you run through a kata in your head and actually kiai in the appropriate places, very embarrasing.  very, very emabarrasing.
When you know that most guys get annoyed when thier girlfriend spends about three hours clothes shopping but everyone is wonderfully surprised when you spend about five hours searching a city for a military surplus shop or a MA store, then spend another four hours trying out every weapon they have in there. 
When you attempt to teach a move to a friend then subconciously "take control" of the situation and finish the move one too many dislocated shoulders doesn't go down too well at Cristmas 
When you walk around checking people (visually only) for concealed weapons. 
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 11994
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo,Hapkido, SCA Combat, and I research Medieval Combat
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| Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:09 am Post subject: |
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| When you would rather watch Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon than go out on a date with a hot chick! |
Wait, you mean hot chicks don't like Enter the Dragon!?!?
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dragonwarrior_keltyr
Orange Belt
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 127
Location: Alberta, Canada
Styles: shotokan karate
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| Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| when you go out dancing and you hip throw your partner instead of dipping her. |
Boy, she probably won't go dancing with you again!  |
I don't know.. I would find it fun and ask him to try it again and see if I could resist
..when your boyfriend goes to hold your hand and you put him into a wrist lock (poor guy)
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KarateEd
KF Sempai
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
Posts: 510
Location: Alabama
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| When you would rather watch Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon than go out on a date with a hot chick! |
Wait, you mean hot chicks don't like Enter the Dragon!?!? |
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¶ARADOX
Yellow Belt
Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 52
Location: somewhere in England, I hate not living In Scotland any more
Styles: Shotokan Karate and some form of aikido/aikijutsu which incorporates strikes and weapons
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| USCMAAI wrote: |
| When you would rather watch Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon than go out on a date with a hot chick! |
 Then I've been making some mistakes, oh dear. 
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JKASHCROFT
White Belt
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 13
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Existence_is _suffering
Yellow Belt
Joined: 08 Jul 2007
Posts: 87
Location: Australia
Styles: I have experience in Aikido, Tae Kwon Do, Hapkido
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You know your obsessed with martial arts when- You practice kata while on the phone.
You commentate martial art movies with various criticisms of technique, no matter if you're watching it alone or with a group of people.
Everytime you give an example of something it relates to martial arts in some way.
You wake up in the morning holding up your arms in a guard.
You scream "FOR THE NINJA!' in your sleep. (Don't ask about that one, let's just say my girlfriend was a little surprised...)
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Clash
Yellow Belt
Joined: 15 Aug 2007
Posts: 94
Styles: Shotokan Karate
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| You spend more time at school writing off and memorizing your Dojo Kun than your geometry work. |
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on the post.
