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DasZab
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

USCMAAI wrote:
When your children call you sensei even outside of class!


I teach a bunch of high-school aged kids. Every time they know I'm going to their school (it's right across the street from the dojo) they all line up at attention in front of their classes until I "bow them in."
... THOSE KIDS ARE CRAZY
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Clash
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know your obsessed with Martial Art's when you practice Front stance while using the urinal..


Not that I've ever done that.. at all
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clash wrote:
You know your obsessed with Martial Art's when you practice Front stance while using the urinal..


Not that I've ever done that.. at all


Dude....

...there are times when you gotta let it go!
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Clash
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's gotta be one of the best jokes I've came p with in a while, I can just picture some one walking in to a public bathroom to see a guy standing there in front stance...
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DC111
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindsedgeblade wrote:

and this is me to a "T"- You know you're obsessed with martial arts when you get up in the morning sore, and the thought of going back to the dojo is all that keeps you going.


Haha, that's me right now.

And whoever said bowing while shaking someone's hand... I've done that before, too.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

While training for other sports you think about how the training is going to help your kicks/punches/etc
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NewEnglands_KyoSa
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

here's one that i've lived:
when you're getting an hour long MRI on your completely mutilated ankle and you go through ALL the open handed and weapon forms of TWO different martial arts styles in your head, step-by-step!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you enjoy practicing various throws in your back yard in the heat of the day with your friend and you're the uke

When you put the school wrestlers into a choke hold and forget they don't know to tap out.

When you practice weapons katas with stage props while waiting during play rehersal

When you actually break the stage props doing so

when you scare your friends (MA or non-MA) while doing your kata

When you plan your work schedule around your martial arts schedule.

When you can determine the MA style of video game characters within 30 seconds.

When you ask your Spanish teacher how to say Japanese words in Spanish

And yes I've done all of these, but I don't play too many combat fighting games, just at my friends once in a while.
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Throwdown0850
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

everyday I walk up to my fiance and practice throws on her.. that count? she thinks it is fun though..
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is awesome!
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