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SilentHunter
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...when you're going out to dinner with your girl and you TIE your belt instead of putting it through the loop....
she smacked me upside the head for that one...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KamasandSais wrote:
Try using self-control next time.
Well, why didn't you block it?!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

..because her justsu is strong....i've seen her beat someone with an entire building before....
so very attractive,no?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's a new one:

You know you're obsessed when you look at a broomstick and dustpan as a makeshift sword and buckler set.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha! I've chased my kids around the house with similar set ups!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Absolutely! And why not? You know, thats when they grab some toy of theirs, and then you can get some interesting results.

Kids are the kings and queens of improvised weapons! Along with being just the right height to bust you in the nuts, "accidentally" of course...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you use a side kick, back kick or roundhouse kick to close the refrigerator door.

(I think this is probably common among all of us)


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you use the string hanging from the ceiling fan as a round kicking target.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiger1962 wrote:
When you use a side kick, back kick or roundhouse kick to close the refrigerator door.

(I think this is probably common among all of us)



Im glad Im not the only one who does this
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