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SaiFightsMS
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Joined: 28 Oct 2001
Posts: 6397
Location: Ohio
Styles: Shotokan, Shorin Ryu, Shi-to Ryu
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How about the way sooner or later almost everyone slides off the decline bench head first? That always gets a few chuckles. 
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Gloi
Blue Belt
Joined: 15 Nov 2001
Posts: 253
Location: England
Styles: 1st dan Shotokan, 1st kup TKD
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| Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2002 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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Clumsy me - never!
I broke my toe twice last winter at karate. Not by fighting or kicking the bag or anything I could happily admit to. No, the first time I bashed it into the leg of the bench in the changing room before class and the second time, even more embarrassingly I caught the same toe in the hem of my trousers as I was getting changed and broke it again - duh  |
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YODA
Black Belt
Joined: 25 Jan 2002
Posts: 1033
Location: England (int'north west)
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| Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2002 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!
I once spent a whole weekend teaching a group of bodyguards how to deal with knives. The use of them & defence against them - This involved a lot of live blade training - in drill format & lots of "flight time" cutting moving targets with VERY sharp blades. All without a drop of blood being spilt.
I arrived home on the Sudnay evening & decided to make myself a corned beef sandwich - I cut myself so badly on the tin that I had to go to the hospital for stitches - Doh!
So - I am very competent in the use & defence agains all manner of bladed weaponry, but come at me with a half opened corned beef tin & I'm totally defenseless LOL! 
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three60roundhouse
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 10 Jan 2002
Posts: 891
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2002 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Yoda...that is simply hilarious!
I knew I was in trouble when I was joking around (play fighting) with my brother (also studies TKD) and he got me to the ground (he wrestles for fun on his school team)...then I started BJJ! The first time we "joked around" after that I pinned him...and he thought it was over!  |
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Joecooke007
Brown Belt
Joined: 24 Nov 2001
Posts: 720
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I don't want to sound obnoxious but I'm of Japanese heritage and please don't call us japs. To give you an example it's like calling a black person nigg** it's a coarse and rude remark and since us japanese are big on the whole respect issue it would help if you'd not say that. Thank you. 
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Hapkido-Cougar
Orange Belt
Joined: 24 May 2002
Posts: 101
Location: Czech Republic
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lol....
thats what they do in Tekken, seeing who will win for real, but no jokes.. TEKKEN RULES THE WORLD!! |
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Gloi
Blue Belt
Joined: 15 Nov 2001
Posts: 253
Location: England
Styles: 1st dan Shotokan, 1st kup TKD
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This weekend a group of us from the dojo went for a night out in town.
In class sensei always stresses to us the importance of zanchin and how we are to remain alert at all times...... However this didn't stop him from walking into a lamppost because he was leering after a skimpily clad teenager in a bar we were passing  .
"You never saw that" he said
"Saw what?" we said
I don't think anyone will let him forget it though
[ This Message was edited by: Gloi on 2002-05-27 06:29 ] |
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