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Red J
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Aug 2002
Posts: 2277
Location: WPB, FL
Styles: Shaolin Kempo Nidan
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Your momma is so fat that she uses a VCR as a pager.
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karatekid101
Green Belt
Joined: 22 Jan 2005
Posts: 381
Location: CALIFORNIA
Styles: SHOTOKAN
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| Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Your momma is so fat that when she has a shower, her feet don't get wet...  |
I heard something simaler to that one... It went, Yo mama is so fat when she went into the shower she used up all the hot water before it got to her feet
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"The answers to life aren't in the back of the book"
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topdawg
Yellow Belt
Joined: 11 Aug 2004
Posts: 73
Location: ok, usa
Styles: shotokan karate, kito ryu jujitsu
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| Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:35 am Post subject: |
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Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter
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Tef
Yellow Belt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 77
Location: Berknam, Shaolifornia
Styles: Shaolin Kempo, Wu-Tang Sword, Muay Thai, Kechwa MA
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Yo mommas so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip-flops
yo mommas so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil
yo mommas so stupid, she don't know the recipe for ice
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
yo mommas so fat, the Hubble thought the earth grew a tumor
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her, you get altitude sickness
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
And, anyone wanna go on a "yo mamma" geesin' spree can try me.
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Chris05
Orange Belt
Joined: 03 Sep 2005
Posts: 124
Styles: Karate and jujitsu
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| your momma so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice |
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Karateka
Red Belt
Joined: 22 Jun 2001
Posts: 786
Location: North Vancouver, Canada
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Yo momma is like a TV, even a two year old can turn her on
I bought your mom on EBAY
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aigaios
Yellow Belt
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 73
Location: Cali
Styles: Hapkido
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| Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:22 am Post subject: |
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Yo momma's but is so big, when she sits down she gets three feet taller.
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arran6
White Belt
Joined: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 23
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| Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Yo Momma so fat she sat on a nintendo and made a gameboy! she s fat she jumped in the sea and the sea jumped out. |
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karate carolyn
Yellow Belt
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
Posts: 75
Location: Glasgow
Styles: Karate (main) TKD
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| yo momma so fat her phone went off and people thought she was reversing |
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Leopard claw
Orange Belt
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 128
Styles: White Lotus Kung Fu, Judo, Isshin-Ryu and Shorei-Ryu for life!
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Yo momma so fat, she eats Weat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat, she goes to the beach and people yell Free Willy.
Yo momma so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat, I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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