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karatekid101
Green Belt
Joined: 22 Jan 2005
Posts: 381
Location: CALIFORNIA
Styles: SHOTOKAN
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 Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:15 pm Post subject: Your Momma |
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Does anyone here know your Mamma's jokes?
I got one: your Momma is so fat that she was Baptised at Sea World! 
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P.A.L
Black Belt
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 1182
Location: Texas
Styles: Shorin-ryu (Kobayashi)
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| Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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good one,
i think i heard this in a movie
your momma......... she wakes up in sections. |
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RichardGregory
Red Belt
Joined: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 757
Location: Essex, UK
Styles: Seitou Ryu Karate
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Your Momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu!
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Ace2021
Blue Belt
Joined: 15 Jun 2006
Posts: 277
Location: Texas
Styles: Kyokushin Karate, Brazilian Jujitsu, Mixed Martial Arts
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| Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:28 am Post subject: |
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From Scary Movie 3:
"your mother is so fat, smaller fat women orbit her."
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Jeet Kune Do
Blue Belt
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 293
Styles: Jeet Kune Do, Nunchaku, Boxing
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Your momma is so stupid, she bought a solar powered flash light
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Jeet Kune Do
Blue Belt
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 293
Styles: Jeet Kune Do, Nunchaku, Boxing
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| Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:53 am Post subject: |
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ooops, sorry about triple post, The Debug mode thing made me think that my posts were not going through
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Jeet Kune Do
Blue Belt
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 293
Styles: Jeet Kune Do, Nunchaku, Boxing
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| Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:53 am Post subject: |
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and this one
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McNerny
Orange Belt
Joined: 07 Jul 2005
Posts: 124
Location: USA
Styles: Shotokan Karate, wrestling
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| Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:07 am Post subject: |
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Your momma is so fat her belt size is equator.
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Shui Tora
Green Belt
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
Posts: 388
Location: UK
Styles: Shotokan (Shodan-ho, 3rd Kyu Adult Syll.), Yamabushi Kenjutsu Ryu, Kyudo, Kyusho
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Your momma is so fat that when she has a shower, her feet don't get wet...
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Red J
Black Belt
Joined: 11 Aug 2002
Posts: 2277
Location: WPB, FL
Styles: Shaolin Kempo Nidan
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Your momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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on the post.
