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Tiger1962
Black Belt
Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 1100
Location: U.S.A.
Styles: Former SBD; interest in all training styles.
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LMAO !! 
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Traymond
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 26 Nov 2008
Posts: 997
Location: Michigan
Styles: Sensei of Brasshand Style, but practicioner of many
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Guy goes up to a karate or TKD practicioner.
"Can you teach me Kung Fu"
Guy wears black belt.
"Where did you learn your martial arts from"
"Enter the dragon"
"Look at those chop suey people"
"Those guys would never make it in a real fight"
"My style is better than yours"
"I've mastered martial arts"
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ryukasagi
Orange Belt
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 128
Location: Utah
Styles: AKKI Kenpo.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:55 am Post subject: |
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the ever popular "bet you can't hit me" at school where they know i can't hit them anyway or i'd be expelled.
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Ozpunker
Orange Belt
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 100
Location: Newcastle, Australia
Styles: Kaizen Ryu Freestyle Karate
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| Traymond wrote: |
Guy goes up to a karate or TKD practicioner.
"Can you teach me Kung Fu"
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Even though I do a form of freestyle karate my girlfriend still calls it Kung Foo. (Spells it like that too! lol)
I may have said this once before. But sometimes when I've been asked to show "one of my moves" I say ok, it's a really quick head kick.
I get into a fighting stance, hold it for a second or two and then say... "Pretty fast eh?" |
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the beast
Black Belt
Joined: 13 Dec 2007
Posts: 1313
Location: Pittsburgh Pa
Styles: Shotokan
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| Ozpunker wrote: |
I may have said this once before. But sometimes when I've been asked to show "one of my moves" I say ok, it's a really quick head kick.
I get into a fighting stance, hold it for a second or two and then say... "Pretty fast eh?" |
Thats a good one I'll have to use it sometime.
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Stlthofnight
Blue Belt
Joined: 14 Jan 2008
Posts: 250
Location: somewhere
Styles: Ground Level Martial Arts (ecclectic karate based), Starting Isshin Ryu, some Wushu, and BJJ
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"Can you kill somebody?"
My response- "Why?"
somebody throws ball at my head from behind
"why didn't you know that was coming?"
Do I have eyes on the back of my head? C'mon, I wear glasses on the two I have!
and yes, I frequently hear the Kung Fu Fighting song...
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sensei8
KF Sensei
Joined: 23 Feb 2008
Posts: 16420
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Styles: Shindokan Saitou-ryu [Shuri-te/Okinawa-te based]
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I was playing pool with some of my friends and after the game one of my friends asked me...
"You say you're a black belt in karate, yet, with all of your so-called black belt and all, why is your hand and eye coordination so bad in a simple game of pool?"
My response was...
"I'm sorry! I've never seen a pool table, not one time, in my Dojo nor have I ever seen any classes on the schedule for learning how to play pool or anybody taking pool lessons in my Dojo. I think I was cheated! "
Although all of us got a good laugh from it!
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blackbelt94
White Belt
Joined: 30 Apr 2009
Posts: 9
Styles: tae kwon do, karate, hapkido
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1)stupid people asking if i could kill someone
2)people asking to fight me
3)saying karate and tae kwon do are the same thing 
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Okami
Yellow Belt
Joined: 09 Jul 2009
Posts: 26
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| This annoys all you grasshoppers???? Ok its really a test but I shouldn't really tell you... |
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Blade96
Green Belt
Joined: 19 Nov 2009
Posts: 376
Location: Newfoundland, Canada
Styles: Shotokan Karate-Do 7th Kyu (orange belt)
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my thoughts when I heard these said are in italics.
My grandmother when my mother told her I'm doing Karate "What's she doing that for?' because it's no good for me
Fellow at the arena where I ice -skate when my friend told him I'm doing karate: "please don't beat me up" uhh that's not the point of MA the point is self transformation and self improvement/enhancement
Man working in the sports shop where I bought my gi in september: " Oh you're goin Karate - in'? You'll have a blackbelt in a year" for a sports store worker who sells gi's you should know you don't get a bb in a year
One of my other friends when I told him of my Shotokan training "when do you get to break bricks?" we don't and not all MA involve breaking bricks/boards |
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