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B 2 DA RYAN
White Belt
White Belt

Joined: 26 Jun 2006
Posts: 11
Location: NUNYA, NEWYORK
Styles: Tae kwon do (ITF)

PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:51 pm    Post subject: annoying sayings and questions in the martial arts! Reply with quote

Alright all us MA her this stuff! From friends family,and just plain stupid people.



1.so what my little bro got his BB when he was 10! and hes only been doin it for a year and a half!

2. You do Karate!? how many peole have you beaten up?

3.How many people can you take?

4.Judo chop!

5.Judo kick!

6. wax on, wax off





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Rateh
Red Belt
Red Belt

Joined: 02 May 2005
Posts: 848
Location: USA
Styles: WTF Taekwondo

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

7. stupid fake "karate" pose that is totally incorrect

8. how many bricks can you break?
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Yasutsune Makoto
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Orange Belt

Joined: 03 May 2006
Posts: 192
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Styles: Shotokan

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(wearing ones black belt)

"Are you a black belt?"
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Wheezy
Yellow Belt
Yellow Belt

Joined: 26 Jun 2006
Posts: 40
Location: Albany, California, USA

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

11. Goes out to walmart buys a blackbelt for 6$$, go to school and do totally fake karate moves.

12. *Signs up for kung fu* *goes up to the sensei in the begining of the class* "When do I start learning spinning kicks that lets me hang in the air for minutes?"

13. Doing the crane stance as a joke.

14. "Show me your death moves."

15. *Wearing a blackbelt /gi* "WOAH!!! Where do you buy that?!?!"

(I never had any of these said to me except for #13 which really isnt a saying...)
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fosforlu
Yellow Belt
Yellow Belt

Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 29
Location: Turkiye
Styles: Shotokan Karate

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"hiaaaaoooaaauiaaaaa" (supposed to be a kia or bruce lee imitation?) while standing in fake martial arts stance
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luckorskill007
Orange Belt
Orange Belt

Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 113
Location: Virginia
Styles: ATA, WTF, Krav Maga, Kickboxing

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many bricks can you break???

Do you take a special class to learn how to yell??? (Kihup)
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UseoForce
Pre-Black Belt
Pre-Black Belt

Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Posts: 938

Styles: Combat Hapkido, MMA/BJJ, Various others

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LoL I love this one:

Them- "Do you break things?"
Me- "Yeah, people."

(Not of my styles have borad breaking or anything in them).
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TigerDude
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Green Belt

Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 370

Styles: Goju Ryu

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Karate" signs or names for TKD schools.
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Black Belt

Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Yeah, it only takes a year and a half to get your black belt"

"I teach a secret system that's been handed down from master to student over the generations"
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B 2 DA RYAN
White Belt
White Belt

Joined: 26 Jun 2006
Posts: 11
Location: NUNYA, NEWYORK
Styles: Tae kwon do (ITF)

PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do a secret art that i so deadly that if I told you the name of it I would have to kill you.!

The secrete of the martial arts what the Governement and the masters dont want you to know!


The ultimate kick!It cant be blocked!
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