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B 2 DA RYAN
White Belt
Joined: 26 Jun 2006
Posts: 11
Location: NUNYA, NEWYORK
Styles: Tae kwon do (ITF)
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:51 pm Post subject: annoying sayings and questions in the martial arts! |
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Alright all us MA her this stuff! From friends family,and just plain stupid people.
1.so what my little bro got his BB when he was 10! and hes only been doin it for a year and a half!
2. You do Karate!? how many peole have you beaten up?
3.How many people can you take?
4.Judo chop!
5.Judo kick!
6. wax on, wax off
_________________ ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST! |
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Rateh
Red Belt
Joined: 02 May 2005
Posts: 848
Location: USA
Styles: WTF Taekwondo
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:01 am Post subject: |
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7. stupid fake "karate" pose that is totally incorrect
8. how many bricks can you break? _________________ Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein |
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Yasutsune Makoto
Orange Belt
Joined: 03 May 2006
Posts: 192
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Styles: Shotokan
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:44 am Post subject: |
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(wearing ones black belt)
"Are you a black belt?" _________________ Gi, Yu, Rei, Jin, Makoto, Melyo, Chugo |
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Wheezy
Yellow Belt
Joined: 26 Jun 2006
Posts: 40
Location: Albany, California, USA
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:48 am Post subject: |
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11. Goes out to walmart buys a blackbelt for 6$$, go to school and do totally fake karate moves.
12. *Signs up for kung fu* *goes up to the sensei in the begining of the class* "When do I start learning spinning kicks that lets me hang in the air for minutes?"
13. Doing the crane stance as a joke.
14. "Show me your death moves."
15. *Wearing a blackbelt /gi* "WOAH!!! Where do you buy that?!?!"
(I never had any of these said to me except for #13 which really isnt a saying...) |
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fosforlu
Yellow Belt
Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 29
Location: Turkiye
Styles: Shotokan Karate
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:54 am Post subject: |
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"hiaaaaoooaaauiaaaaa" (supposed to be a kia or bruce lee imitation?) while standing in fake martial arts stance |
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luckorskill007
Orange Belt
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 113
Location: Virginia
Styles: ATA, WTF, Krav Maga, Kickboxing
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:42 am Post subject: |
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How many bricks can you break???
Do you take a special class to learn how to yell??? (Kihup) |
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UseoForce
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Posts: 938
Styles: Combat Hapkido, MMA/BJJ, Various others
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:00 am Post subject: |
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LoL I love this one:
Them- "Do you break things?"
Me- "Yeah, people."
(Not of my styles have borad breaking or anything in them). _________________ If it works, use it!
If not, throw it out! |
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TigerDude
Green Belt
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 370
Styles: Goju Ryu
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:16 am Post subject: |
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"Karate" signs or names for TKD schools. _________________ If you think only of hitting, springing, striking or touching the enemy, you will not be able actually to cut him. You must thoroughly research this. - Musashi |
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lordtariel
Black Belt
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Posts: 1709
Location: Oregon
Styles: (Past)Judo, Yang Family Tai Chi, (Current)Shito-Ryu Karate, Kobudo(Tonfajitsu)
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:08 am Post subject: |
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"Yeah, it only takes a year and a half to get your black belt"
"I teach a secret system that's been handed down from master to student over the generations" _________________ There's no place like 127.0.0.1 |
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B 2 DA RYAN
White Belt
Joined: 26 Jun 2006
Posts: 11
Location: NUNYA, NEWYORK
Styles: Tae kwon do (ITF)
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:53 am Post subject: |
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I do a secret art that i so deadly that if I told you the name of it I would have to kill you.!
The secrete of the martial arts what the Governement and the masters dont want you to know!
The ultimate kick!It cant be blocked! _________________ ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST! |
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