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sensei8
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Styles: Shindokan Saitou-ryu [Shuri-te/Okinawa-te based]

PostPosted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the year 2525, if man is still alive. Anywhere!


You have forgotten how to tie your belt, and you've been in the MA for 50 years, you've got to teach a class in a few minutes...What do you do?



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CredoTe
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Joined: 26 Jul 2013
Posts: 776
Location: Ohio, USA
Styles: Matsubayashi-Ryu (Shorin-Ryu), Hung Gar (Hung Siu Lum)

PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Declare a "street clothes" lesson! Time for one of those, anyway, soon...

The top student from a rival dojo in your town stops into your dojo and challenges your top student to a kata and kumite match. What do you do?
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sensei8
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Styles: Shindokan Saitou-ryu [Shuri-te/Okinawa-te based]

PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I invite him/her into my office for some tea and conversation!! If after, I'd rather this person say "thank you" and leave peacefully; just as peacefully as he/she came into my dojo.

You're driving on a 6% grade, downhill, and you're weighing 80,000 pounds, you're brakes fail, traffic is medium to heavy, the road is full of many curves, and your gaining speed quite rapidly, your runaway ramp, which provides safe-haven, is 1 mile ahead...

What do you do??



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Archimoto
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Joined: 12 Apr 2014
Posts: 548

Styles: JKD / Muay Thai / TKD

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I slap on the jake break, find my way to the shoulder, slap the jake break again, hang on to the shoulder and look for a "soft spot" to make a kamikaze exit and pray for the best.

Your significant other asks you "do these pants make my you-know-what look fat?" The honest answer is "it's not the pants"

What do YOU do ?!?!?!!
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AlwaysInTraining
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Joined: 17 Mar 2006
Posts: 47
Location: London- England
Styles: Kyokushin Karate

PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would say "No Babe. They flatten your figure and bring out the colour of your eyes but I would consider a different colour."

who would win between Jet Li, Donny Yen, Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa and Samo Hung (all of them in their prime) in a battle royale?
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sensei8
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jackie Chan...He's very sneaky, and you need sneakability to win a Battle Royal, imho!!


You're in a major rush, you're at airport, a woman with needs to get home to a funeral...Do you give her your seat?



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cathal
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Joined: 20 Nov 2003
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Location: Atlantic Canada
Styles: Shotokan (Ryukyu Kobujutsu, Iaido)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, absolutely.


There's a fork in the road. Which path do you take?





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PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The one less traveled.


You're parked at Walmart...you're car is running...and you realize that you think that you've locked your keys inside of the car...What do you do??



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cathal
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Styles: Shotokan (Ryukyu Kobujutsu, Iaido)

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Use my spare to unlock the car. (Not gonna tell you where I keep it lol)


Have you ever danced in the rain?



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Shotokannon
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Joined: 30 Mar 2015
Posts: 65
Location: West Midlands, UK
Styles: Okinawan Karate, Shotokan, Traditional Jujutsu

PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only on days ending in the letter "Y"

Would you recognise your partner's underwear, if it were hung on someone else's washing line?
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