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Spartacus Maximus
Black Belt
Joined: 01 Jun 2014
Posts: 1855
Styles: Shorin ryu
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 Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:59 am Post subject: I am a martial artist and do not XYZ |
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Everyone who has been involved in martial arts long enough has heard a few weird or rediculous assumptions and stereotypes about martial arts and those who practise them. This game thread is to list them and deny or debunk them like so:
My name is Spartacus Maximus and I am a martial artist.
1.I do not break boards or ice with my head, (2) I do not utter high pitched shouts and perform backflips and (3) I most certainly do not attempt to catch, gnats or fruit flies with chopsticks. |
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Hawkmoon
Pre-Black Belt
Joined: 17 Jun 2013
Posts: 891
Location: MK in the UK
Styles: Kyokushin
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HAHAHA!
(2) .. my names not Zena either! |
I'm Hawkmoon ...
1. I do break boards with my hand as part of the demonstration crowd in the summer months.
2. I cannot kill with a look or shoot bolts of lightning from the other behind a bed sheet held high, To save man kind in a fight to the death!...on this or any other dimension.
3. I do not use my mystical powers turning pages of books either!
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“A human life gains luster and strength only when it is polished and tempered.”
Sosai Masutatsu Oyama (1923 - 1994) Founder of Kyokushin Karate. |
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mazzybear
KF Sempai
Joined: 30 Oct 2013
Posts: 675
Location: Scotland.
Styles: Wado Kai
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| Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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I am Mazzybear........
1. I do not win competitions using the crane kick!!
2. I do not partake in revenge missions to punish those who have wronged me.
3. I cannot jump 10 feet in the air and kick 7 people before landing.
Mo.
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sensei8
KF Sensei
Joined: 23 Feb 2008
Posts: 15327
Location: Houston, TX
Styles: Shindokan Saitou-ryu [Shuri-te/Okinawa-te based]
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I do not give rank away!!
I do not rip the heart out of my attackers body
I do not do "no touch KO's"
I do not retract my testicles into my body
Oh yeah...
I do not share the floor with any parent/friend/spouse/grandparent/guardian/relative/etc of my students!!
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**Proof is on the floor!!! |
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Nidan Melbourne
KF Sempai
Joined: 21 Aug 2013
Posts: 2265
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Styles: Goju-Ryu, BJJ, Balintawak Arnis
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My name is Nidan Melbourne
1. I do not have testicles of steel
2. I don't strike first, strike hard, no mercy
3. I am not like bruce lee |
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Ghesset
White Belt
Joined: 04 Sep 2017
Posts: 2
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My name is Ghesset and I do not
1. Thrust my hands into baskets of rice to toughen my fingers for open handed heart strikes
2. Wear Tapout gear to the mall to scare off any eye contact
3. Know who would win a fight between practitioners of Kenpo or Sōsuishi-ryū |
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Fat Cobra
Blue Belt
Joined: 14 Jul 2018
Posts: 304
Location: Fort Drum, NY
Styles: Ryukyu Kempo
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My name is Fat Cobra and I am a martial artist.
I do not:
1) let disrespect or insults go unchallenged!
2) fail to seek revenge when necessary!
3) listen to any other martial artist except for Master Ken!
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Sandan in Ryukyu Kempo
Head of the Shubu Kan in Fort Drum, NY
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bushido_man96
KF Sensei
Joined: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 28800
Location: Hays, KS
Styles: Taekwondo, Combat Hapkido, Aikido, GRACIE
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MAD Mike
Yellow Belt
Joined: 10 Aug 2020
Posts: 32
Location: Hidalgo County
Styles: Yondan Concentration, Yuk dan, or Pal dan
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I do not carry weapons.
I do not arm myself twice.
I do not allow anyone to schedule.
I do not follow anyone's budget.
I plan for this.
I am a fighter.
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