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Maciej
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Joined: 17 Feb 2002
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this is pretty funny as well, in a crazy way.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
[ This Message was edited by: Maciej on 2002-03-07 16:56 ] |
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Ahazmaksya
Orange Belt
Joined: 08 Nov 2001
Posts: 200
Location: Australia
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LOL...I've been on this site and was gonna post but I couldn't remember the URL.
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Maciej
White Belt
Joined: 17 Feb 2002
Posts: 23
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| Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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Scene 1:
Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy’s * bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy’s head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.
Scene 2:
A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super * and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude’s feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then the ninja starts flipping out hard and totally wails on the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and ninja starts wailing even harder (if that’s even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.
Ninja BABE
Scene 1:
There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' *. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.
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Ninja Thoughts:
What makes a good ninja sighting is total sweetness. A hot sighting is a picture of a ninja REALLY flipping out: surfing on a school bus, flipping over a Thanksgiving dinner table while a family screams, or simply eating a cat.
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LOL. This is tooooooooo funny.
[ This Message was edited by: Maciej on 2002-03-08 02:28 ] |
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Taikudo-ka
Green Belt
Joined: 20 Mar 2002
Posts: 450
Location: Australia
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This one is pretty good too:
http://www.geocities.com/ninboninja/
The techniqies are a classic. Man, I wish MY upper block could also flip the opponent onto their back in one easy move...
Guess I need to channel the void more...  |
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KickChick
Black Belt
Joined: 02 Aug 2001
Posts: 3282
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All I know is I would refuse to "eat" the dinner listed on Day 5 in the Ninja Diet! Ewwww!  (poor Panda!) as a matter fact lunch would be out of the question too!
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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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| Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 11:21 am Post subject: |
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| haha thats a very very funny site. that guy doesnt have a clue. |
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three60roundhouse
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Joined: 10 Jan 2002
Posts: 891
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| Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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I want to know more about that guy...he talks like avery sick man....he says some sort of sociopathic things
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Patrick
KF Administrator
Joined: 01 May 2001
Posts: 28758
Location: Los Angeles, California
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Jack
Black Belt
Joined: 22 Jun 2001
Posts: 1591
Location: England
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lol yes, I've been there before.  |
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Joecooke007
Brown Belt
Joined: 24 Nov 2001
Posts: 720
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| Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2002 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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Just the use of the word pee pee was enough to make me "flip out"
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