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Amadeus Zull
White Belt
Joined: 17 Apr 2002
Posts: 6
Location: NYC
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Ouse! (bows head)
hey guys, great forum here (well the topics kick *, gui needs work j/k)
almost 20 and been a long time martial arts fan.
at age 10 i started shotakan karate and at age 12 i dropped out cause i feared that i would get my * kicked on thursdays Kumite day.
i was fat back then. it was so horrible. the teahers there liek abused us. we had to squat like a duck and run around the dojo. and man being a fat chubby kid killed it. i squat like 2 steps and i was panting. and man i realeased alot of gas too. (always stained my uniform)
another exercise we did was form a circle and lay down, and one by one we would have to walk over each others stomaches. heh dem kids feared me!!
being fat and at karate class sucked! again kicking was the hardest thing to do. i kept staining my uniform (thx you bleach). one time i over bleached and uniform turned blue.
well i will shut up now and head to the other foums. thx for listening!
- Zull (ladies, i'm not fat anymore. "wink wink") |
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[CT]pizzaboy
Green Belt
Joined: 05 Aug 2001
Posts: 370
Location: Orlando, FL
Styles: blue-belt taekwondo/green belt Yoshukai
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 ha. Farting in karate class; everybody have that problem. After every kiai, I'll let out a fart just for good measures. Welcome to the forum.
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Shoto Tiger
Yellow Belt
Joined: 07 Apr 2002
Posts: 47
Location: England, UK
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Hi Zull
You sound nuts but a good laugh - welcome to the forum 
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ZeRo
Black Belt
Joined: 03 Apr 2002
Posts: 2571
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hi welcome  |
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YODA
Black Belt
Joined: 25 Jan 2002
Posts: 1033
Location: England (int'north west)
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| Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 10:30 am Post subject: |
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Sanchin Kata used to always give me the Bottom Burps in my old Karate days
Welcome
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SaiFightsMS
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Joined: 28 Oct 2001
Posts: 6397
Location: Ohio
Styles: Shotokan, Shorin Ryu, Shi-to Ryu
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Welcome to the forum. Somewhere around here is a post called the martial fart I think you will enjoy.
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kicker
Black Belt
Joined: 17 Sep 2001
Posts: 3649
Location: Canada!!!! (The 5th biggest City)
Styles: kickboxing, muay thai, tennis, lots more.
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| Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome Amadeus Zull to the forums. 
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KENSHI
Yellow Belt
Joined: 28 Mar 2002
Posts: 60
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iamrushman
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Joined: 03 Jun 2001
Posts: 1923
Location: ft. lauderdale,florida
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welcome and try to hold the bottom belches to a minimun while in this forum...LOL... 
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Deathcometh
Orange Belt
Joined: 20 Feb 2002
Posts: 198
Location: Dunlap
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LOL
Well I was the same when I was in karate.
Oh and welcome.
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