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jackspratt
White Belt
Joined: 26 Jun 2001
Posts: 12
Location: london
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 6:35 am Post subject: |
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I'm sick of some jujitsu guys that have taken to coming into my lessons and beating up my students.Luckily I had some nunchukas to hand and sorted them out.One of them was a woman so I only broke her arm,rather than crack her skull. |
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thaiboxerken
Black Belt
Joined: 21 Jun 2001
Posts: 1270
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 11:41 am Post subject: |
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What?! You are kidding right? This is not a Bruce Lee movie.
_________________ Just kick 'em, they'll understand.- Me
Apprentice Instructor under Guro Inosanto in Jun Fan Gung Fu and Filipinno Martial arts.
Certified Instructor of Frank Cucci's Linxx system of martial arts. |
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Angus
Black Belt
Joined: 21 Jun 2001
Posts: 1064
Location: Australia
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... |
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iamrushman
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Joined: 03 Jun 2001
Posts: 1923
Location: ft. lauderdale,florida
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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JACKSPRATT........LOL.....the things you say and the things you do.
_________________ rushman (karate forums sensei)
3rd dan wtf/kukkiwon
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Tim Greer
Orange Belt
Joined: 25 Jun 2001
Posts: 173
Location: Northern California, U.S.A.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2001 12:40 am Post subject: |
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Between this post of Jack's here, and the one where he said he struck a student in the temple because of a comment, I don't think people should take his posts too seriously when it comes to his story telling -- which I think is obvious at this point.
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I study any and every style and I'm always looking to spar!!
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thaiboxerken
Black Belt
Joined: 21 Jun 2001
Posts: 1270
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2001 1:13 am Post subject: |
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I once had to fight 18 men armed with swords using only my legs because my arms were tied behind my back. My teeth hurt because of all the swords I broke in half wth my bite that day. It was a scuffle, but in the end I was victorious. Those darn ninja's, they are like flies.
_________________ Just kick 'em, they'll understand.- Me
Apprentice Instructor under Guro Inosanto in Jun Fan Gung Fu and Filipinno Martial arts.
Certified Instructor of Frank Cucci's Linxx system of martial arts. |
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Angus
Black Belt
Joined: 21 Jun 2001
Posts: 1064
Location: Australia
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2001 1:57 am Post subject: |
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YOU ARE A CLASSIC KEN!!! HAHAHAHA!
Angus
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Patrick
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Joined: 01 May 2001
Posts: 28758
Location: Los Angeles, California
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Jack
Black Belt
Joined: 22 Jun 2001
Posts: 1591
Location: England
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2001 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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I am sick of these damn Kickboxers running in at the middle of our lessons and beating up my instructor with big chains, so I did this cool little stance from the matrix and did the Bring it sign... they all ran towards me so I summersaulted over their heads and landed in the middle of them and did a 360 jumping spinning hook kick... they were so stupid
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Angus
Black Belt
Joined: 21 Jun 2001
Posts: 1064
Location: Australia
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2001 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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Did you bend over and shoot fireballs too?
Angus
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Reason with an assailant first, THEN break their face!
- Angus Argyle
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