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jackspratt
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Joined: 26 Jun 2001
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Location: london

PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sick of some jujitsu guys that have taken to coming into my lessons and beating up my students.Luckily I had some nunchukas to hand and sorted them out.One of them was a woman so I only broke her arm,rather than crack her skull.
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thaiboxerken
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Joined: 21 Jun 2001
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Location: Portland, Oregon

PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What?! You are kidding right? This is not a Bruce Lee movie.

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Angus
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Joined: 21 Jun 2001
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Location: Australia

PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight....
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iamrushman
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2001 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JACKSPRATT........LOL.....the things you say and the things you do.

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Tim Greer
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Joined: 25 Jun 2001
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Location: Northern California, U.S.A.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2001 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Between this post of Jack's here, and the one where he said he struck a student in the temple because of a comment, I don't think people should take his posts too seriously when it comes to his story telling -- which I think is obvious at this point.

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thaiboxerken
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Joined: 21 Jun 2001
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2001 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once had to fight 18 men armed with swords using only my legs because my arms were tied behind my back. My teeth hurt because of all the swords I broke in half wth my bite that day. It was a scuffle, but in the end I was victorious. Those darn ninja's, they are like flies.

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Angus
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Joined: 21 Jun 2001
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Location: Australia

PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2001 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU ARE A CLASSIC KEN!!! HAHAHAHA!

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Patrick
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2001 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey... Ken... you can be my bodyguard. lol

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Jack
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Joined: 22 Jun 2001
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Location: England

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2001 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am sick of these damn Kickboxers running in at the middle of our lessons and beating up my instructor with big chains, so I did this cool little stance from the matrix and did the Bring it sign... they all ran towards me so I summersaulted over their heads and landed in the middle of them and did a 360 jumping spinning hook kick... they were so stupid

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Angus
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Joined: 21 Jun 2001
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Location: Australia

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2001 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you bend over and shoot fireballs too?

Angus

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