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SaiFightsMS
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TOILET PAPER FACTS
According to a 1999 survey by the Scott Paper Company:
* You can gauge a person's education by whether they read in the bathroom.
* More than 2/3 of the people with a master's degree and doctorates read in the stall.
* Only one in two high school grads read while in the bathroom, and 56 percent of those with college degrees do.
* Fifty four percent of Americans fold their toilet tissue neatly while 35 percent wad it into a ball before using it.
* Seven percent steal rolls of toilet paper
(hotels/motels)
* More than sixty percent prefer that their toilet paper roll over the top, twenty nine percent from the bottom. The rest don't care.
So do you read in yours?
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YODA
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Location: England (int'north west)
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Of course 
I take my PDA in there too
I've even been known to practice MA in there - seated Sil Lum Tao!!!!
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spinninggumby
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Location: Seattle, WA
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| Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 1:36 am Post subject: |
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Yah Yoda, but those spinning hook kicks are kinda tough aren't they? hehehehehehe 
But hey u know that if you can do them there, you can do them anywhere anytime anyplace. |
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chh
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| Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| * Fifty four percent of Americans fold their toilet tissue neatly while 35 percent wad it into a ball before using it. |
Exactly what do the remaining 11% do??
Yup, I read. And I firmly support the "over the top" stand on the placement issue, as should everyone (with the possible exception of households containing cats who enjoy unrolling things).
Judging by the MA Goofs & Blunders post, I think Gloi should be considered the expert on MA training in the bathroom...
[ This Message was edited by: chh on 2002-03-12 10:33 ] |
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[CT]pizzaboy
Green Belt
Joined: 05 Aug 2001
Posts: 370
Location: Orlando, FL
Styles: blue-belt taekwondo/green belt Yoshukai
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| Nothing more funny than potty humor. That was sweet. |
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SaiFightsMS
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| Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2002 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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The royal throne is a good place to practice the arm movements for the tekki katas.
Maybe the other 11% still use corn cobs? 
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YODA
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| Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:34 am Post subject: |
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A word of warning though - don't get carried away and Kiai
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SaiFightsMS
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| Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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Actually Shadow likes to come on and drop her toys on my feet while she has me pinned down.  My cat will fetch her little mice toys.
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YODA
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| Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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Wow Sai - and I thought I was the only one who took HIS ***** to the bathroom with him
My GATO loves the bathroom formsome strange reason. Ah well - it's company
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SaiFightsMS
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Actually I come from a long line of people who read in the throne room. When my mom redid her bathroom she added built in book and magazine racks to the wall next to the throne.
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