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ninjanurse
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kenpo.stylist I like your style!


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Kieran-Lilith
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Styles: Eugue Ryu, Iaido, Aikido

PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually get some quote from the movie Napoleon Dynamite, which makes sense because I'm in a high school that fell in love with that movie.

"Bow to your Sensei!" is probably the one I hear the most. I look at them, though, and I tell them I'm confused, my Sensei is at his job, not in front of me.
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Tef
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Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Location: Berknam, Shaolifornia
Styles: Shaolin Kempo, Wu-Tang Sword, Muay Thai, Kechwa MA

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What i find really strange and even a bit crazy is when someone sees a technique or move from a random movie and is actually able to pull it off. My friend saw a reverse spinning roundhouse kick and actually hit me with it. I wasn't surprised that i got hit, but at the fact that he took time to learn this Jean Claude Van Damme kick.




















P.S. i scraped him later in our sparring session.
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baronbvp
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Joined: 27 Feb 2005
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Location: Berlin, Germany
Styles: Muay Thai, boxing, JKD/MMA, Shorin Ryu, military combat arts, fencing, archery

PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kenpo.stylist wrote:
My favorite: "You do karate?" "yeah"
"cool, show me some" Usually at work mind you. So, I say are you ready for lesson one? They say yes, and I walk away.


Awesome! I'm stealing that one.

I've also heard: "What do you think of (fill in celebrity martial artist here)?"

Or my favorite: "Free your mind, Neo."
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wingedMonkey
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Joined: 12 May 2007
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Styles: Taekwondo, Mauy Thai, Kickboxing, modern Wushu, all forms of Kung Fu, Yang style Tai Chi, Baqua, Ground Fighting

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TigerDude wrote:
"Karate" signs or names for TKD schools.


URGHHH1!! I Freakin hate this one! I know what you mean, its weird to me sorry..
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P.A.L
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Joined: 26 May 2004
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you are teaching a kata to a total idiot and he asks
"are you sure about that move?"
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YoungMan
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Location: Somewhere in Michigan
Styles: Tae Kwon Do Chung Do Kwan, some Aikido

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"What would you do if I (or someone else) did this?"
Over and over with various self defense scenarios.

"Who would win in a fight between you and ______?"
We'll never know.
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DWx
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Styles: Tae Kwon Do & Yang family Tai Chi

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Can you break a board/brick?"

If you say "no" they think you're really bad at MA, if you say "yes" they'll never forget and whenever you get into the slightest disagreement with someone, all you hear in the background is "Don't mess with ___, s/he can break a brick!"
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AikiGuy
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yasutsune Makoto wrote:
(wearing ones black belt)

"Are you a black belt?"


lol. This has happened to me so many times, and it is annoying.
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YoungMan
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been at work, in work clothes, doing my job, when someone asks me if I work there. I have to look at them for a few seconds because I cannot believe someone could be that clueless.
I have also been in uniform, with (black) belt tied around my waist, when someone (usually a kid) asks me what rank I am.
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