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amp
Yellow Belt
Joined: 04 Sep 2002
Posts: 68
Location: Midwest, USA
Styles: Ryukyu Kempo/RyuTe Karate, Aikido
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 3:50 am Post subject: |
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Make sure you have 20 different belt colors, with three stripes on each color. And never forget the Black Belt Club. All really cool systems that are worth the money have one of these. Only really good students can pay to join this club, and by paying you know you're good because you get a little patch that says you are.
Patches are important, too. Sew on as many as you can onto your gi. Be sure to get a hakama, too, and wear the hard part in front because it looks cooler that way. You'll look like a 21st century Black Belt Club Samurai master in no time!
Don't forget counting in an asian language when doing stretching and exercises, even if your system isn't asian. You'll sound asian and people will pay you. _________________ Know thyself. |
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blitzcraig
Purple Belt
Joined: 31 Mar 2003
Posts: 503
Location: Oklahoma City, Ok
Styles: National Karate/TKD
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:51 am Post subject: |
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I dont know about your book.....have you checked like boarders or barns and noble? _________________ #1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman" |
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equaninimus
Purple Belt
Joined: 31 Dec 2003
Posts: 562
Styles: Seibukan, Shotokan, Wado Ryu
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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Also, buy a katana (you might know them as "sam-er-eye swords) and wear that with the Hakama, oh, tie your obi (that's the three inch thick black belt with your name and style name in flourescent Chinese letters on it, and nine stripes at each end) on the outside of the belt. Practice cutting watermelons off the tummies of students with it (make sure their contracts are fully paid up. Sue their survivors if the payments cease.). _________________ There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm! |
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blitzcraig
Purple Belt
Joined: 31 Mar 2003
Posts: 503
Location: Oklahoma City, Ok
Styles: National Karate/TKD
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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And get pictures of you kicking really high, and also throwing people and post them everywere _________________ #1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman" |
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Drunken Monkey
Black Belt
Joined: 10 Apr 2002
Posts: 3559
Location: bar italia
Styles: white chocolate profiteroles and natas....
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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hey how about doing a nice photoshop job with a really 'cool' looking 3D max model of a dojo... _________________ post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are.
"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." |
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blitzcraig
Purple Belt
Joined: 31 Mar 2003
Posts: 503
Location: Oklahoma City, Ok
Styles: National Karate/TKD
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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A......"Hidin" Dojo deep in the woods of Wisconsin _________________ #1"The road to tae kwan leep is an endless road leading into the herizon, you must fully understand its ways". #2"but i wanna wax the walls with people now" #1"come ed gruberman, your first lesson is here.....boot to the head" #2"ouch, you kicked me in the head", #1"you learn quickly ed gruberman" |
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Natural
Blue Belt
Joined: 25 Jan 2004
Posts: 287
Location: Purley,Surrey,England
Styles: Renzokenkai-do, Taikyoku-ken
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 8:41 am Post subject: |
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If i were you i'll make my student worth the belts and if they want to grade to black i'll make them do 20 day cousre trainning snow marathon fight etc so as good as jakie chan. _________________ A karate punch it is like a dasvasted stick blow. Instead, a blow of Kung Was is comparable to a lash with a chain that has attacked, allaltra extremity one ball of ferro |
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Drunken Monkey
Black Belt
Joined: 10 Apr 2002
Posts: 3559
Location: bar italia
Styles: white chocolate profiteroles and natas....
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 8:43 am Post subject: |
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and where do you intend to find snow in london? _________________ post count is directly related to how much free time you have, not how intelligent you are.
"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite." |
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equaninimus
Purple Belt
Joined: 31 Dec 2003
Posts: 562
Styles: Seibukan, Shotokan, Wado Ryu
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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I owuld also start tehm at about $150.00/month, with upgrades to Black Belt and MAsters Clubs leading to $500.00/month. After all, if its that expensive, it must be worth it, right? _________________ There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm! |
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blaze78_9
Yellow Belt
Joined: 30 Jan 2004
Posts: 29
Location: canada
Styles: jujitsu
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